Optional Rules – MINDJOB

NSFW RULES

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Have Another One

Have Another One

If you slap your hand on a card after a correct response (thinking it was a mistake) you’re fucked. You now have to pick up all the cards.

You're My Bitch

You're My Bitch

If you flip over a BITCH card and simultaneously point at another player while saying “bitch”, that player must pick up all the cards. There is no penalty if you answer correctly but forget to point.

Monkey Slapper

Monkey Slapper

If you slap your hand on a card too quickly after it has been played (without allowing enough time for a response) you're a monkey slapper and must pick up all the cards.

Crossing Swords

Crossing Swords

Crossing swords occurs when two COCK cards are played on top of each other. The first player to shout “crossed swords” can take three cards from their hand and give them to anyone they choose.

Make It Rain

Make It Rain

If one player is unusually bad and ends up with WAY more cards than anyone else, they can invoke this rule to get back into the game. Once announced, the player with the fat stack can take half of their hand and literally make it rain on their opponents, but only if they are the first to slap another player’s mistake.

Choking On Cock

Choking On Cock

If you hesitate, stutter, or say an incorrect response on a COCK card you are said to be choking on cock. In addition to having to pick up all the cards, you must take one card from each player.

Sudden Death

Sudden Death

Implement this rule to end the game quickly. If you make a mistake, you’re out. Cards stay on the table. Last man standing wins.

Reverse Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

A mashup of Rule #1 and Rule #3 that makes the game significantly more difficult. For swear words written in black text, you now must say the background color of the card. For swear words written in colored text, you continue to say the swear word as before.

Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself

If your last card is a FUCK card you must in this instance actually say the word “fuck”. Failure to do so results in having to pick up all the cards and take one card from each player.

Check Yo'self

Check Yo'self

If an incorrect response is given (but is not immediately noticed by the group) and the next player takes their turn, that player must then pick up all the cards if the original mistake is subsequently noticed.

Clam Jammed

Clam Jammed

You get clam jammed when two PUSSY cards are played one on top of the other. The first person to shout “clam jammed” can give three cards from their hand to the player that laid the second PUSSY card.

Blowing It

Blowing It

If you make a mistake on your very last card, this is called blowing it. You must pick up all the cards and take one from each player.

Spit It Out

Spit It Out

Applies to any player that repeatedly uses the same body gesture while coming up with their response. Often seen as a pointing motion, head movement or deep breath. The offender must take back the played card and loses their turn.

Involuntary Stupidity

Involuntary Stupidity

If you make a mistake and immediately acknowledge your own error, for example, by slapping your own card or making a verbal exclamation, you must pick up all the cards and take one card from each player.

Challenge

Challenge

A challenge can be called when you are required to pick up cards (or take cards from another player). The player that slapped your mistake (or is giving you cards) must defend the challenge. Once called, the two of you face off in a one-card flip-off. The first to say the correct answer wins and the loser must take the cards.

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