Fess Up
Offender | Location | Beverage | How it happened |
Reginald Hall |
Kent, UK |
Angostura Bitters |
Wallace shouted Fuck causing me to jump in surprise and knock over my glass of angostura bitters. I’m such a clutse. |
Mandy Mansfield |
Cincinnati, OH |
Long Island Iced Tea |
Apparently I don’t know how to assemble a folding table. You can figure out the rest. |
Ben Lord |
Edinburgh |
Arbor Galazacca |
On a lads break to Edinburgh, opened a fresh can of goodness, spurts immediately onto the pig snout card, kill me now |
Nonnie cox |
Southampton, UK |
Rose |
I smashed my wine glass on the table and the glass broke and wine went everywhere (I have no idea how) |
Olivia Gretchen |
Aurora, CO |
Bud Light |
I won! And then knocked over my friend’s drink while obnoxiously celebrating my victory. |
Jérôme salvadore |
France |
Bière Heineken |
N'avouant pas sa faute, nous n'avons pas plus de de détails) |
Stefani |
Lac du bonnet, MB |
Smirnoff |
Shit her pants while laughing |
Victoria plott |
Baby shower |
Michelob ultra |
Knocked beer over on pregnant lady |
Paul Marion |
Joannas France |
Vomi |
Tout ce passé quand tout à coup, j'ai était pris d'une envie de vomir, impossible de me retenir, j'ai tout lâcher sur table (et un peu sur mon voisin de gauche) |
Trevor |
Nottingham, UK |
Vodka Coke |
Stirred drink too vigorously with a metal spoon. Only a small circle broke so continued to stir my drink out of the glass. |
Aron |
Vienna, Austria |
Beer |
Beer golden shower |
Valeria de la Garza |
México |
Tequila |
Apparently I don't know where my mouth is. |
Rebecca Jackson |
Lincoln, NB |
Vodka lemonade |
Drunk with my non dominant hand round 20? To drunk to control it... |
Guillaume duny |
Montreal, QC |
Beer |
Trying to take a Snapchat selfie - beer went down |
Manuel villegas |
México |
Whisky |
Estaba acusando de trampas y el men quemó la silla |
Andy |
Marielyst, Dänemark |
Beer |
Beim einschenken von einem kurzen |
Cristian R |
Ontario, Canada |
Heineken |
Drink spilled on cock (card) |
Ciara |
Pensacola, FL |
Pink Whitney |
I simply grabbed my cup and spilled it. The game just started smh |
Walter hardy |
San Luis Potosí, México |
Beer |
Sirviendo vaso del rey |
Ginger twat richards |
Chernobyl |
Tea |
I got proper pissed off my tea, and, well, shit just happens, y'know? |
Matthias RüGE |
Aachen, Germany |
Königlicher Kelch |
Hab den königlichen Kelch aus Versehen mit dem Ellbogen vom Tisch gefegt. |
Valeria Mociño |
Leon, MX |
Cerveza |
Derramó la cerveza en las cartas |
Kris Westacott |
Torquay, UK |
White Wine |
Very bevved |
Andre S. |
Germany |
Jim Beam & Cola |
It wasn't me! ~ SHAGGY |
Diana Bedoya |
Mt Baker, WA |
Red wine (so red) |
Exuberant card deck slapping led to a leetle splotch - all over ze walls. |
Lucy M |
Norwich, UK |
Wine |
Toppled the glass of wine over the game. Wasn't even paying attention |
Silke Voos |
Köln, Germany |
Bier |
BIERGLAS UMGESCHMISSEN. GUT, DASS ES NICHT MEIN HUGO WAR |
Dr Sifris rangel |
México |
Beer |
Sifris tiro la beer en las caras culerei |
Jacob rogers |
Ashley's house |
Colts light |
Spilled on thumbmaster card |
Luisa drescher |
Dänemark |
Wodka o |
Ich war blöd sorrry |
Ryan Mcgowan |
Iqaluit, NU |
Ginger ale |
knocked glass over attempting to slap card pile |
ShanD |
Mindemoya, ON |
Red red wine |
got too excited talkimg about Seinfeld |
Tamara r |
Bloomington, IL |
Vodka and cranberry |
She spit her drink while laughing on cards |
Victoria Taylor |
Evansville, IN |
White Claw |
But you at least have to give me credit for what i was drinking! |
Cynthia Ashley |
Tulsa, OK |
Pineapple orange mixed drink |
Spilled my drink |
Andrew Gibbs |
TEMPE, AZ |
BUSCH |
I choked on a beer bong and the remaining amount sprayed out of the tube across the table all over the cards. |
Wendy Neilson |
Hooksett, NH |
Zima |
We were drinking Zima. let's just leave it at that. |
Glynnis Summers |
Edmonton, AB |
Root Beee |
Inebriation lead to a spill |
Marco Lang |
Dänemark |
Schultenbräu |
Es sleft heut Dann gings uppsala daneben eben erdbeben |
Lindsey de Unilever |
Miami Beach, FL |
Sangria |
Made a complete mess of Lincoln Road by knocking over full pitcher of Sangria while on a "business trip" |
Kyle Beauford |
Windemere, TX |
Sangria |
Stupidity |
Jaclyn Hunter |
Hardisty, AB |
Molson Canadian |
Went to slap the asshole card and spilt two drips of the boyfriends drink on the thumbmaster card. |
Shane Gleason |
LANCASTER, PA |
MILLER LIGHT |
Nobody remembers. We woke up and half the cards were in a puddle on the table so we decided to blame Shane. |
Michelle |
Kitchener, ON |
Some gluten Free alcoholic beverage |
excessive alcohol led to a deterioration of fine motor skills at the table |
Chey Harms |
Calgary, AB |
Chardonnay |
WAS JUST TERRIBLY DRUNK |
hugo smith |
Hereford, UK |
Caribbean dark rum |
poured rum over cards |
Natalie W |
Bangor, ME |
Gin and lemonade |
Getting wet |
Julie Monty |
Waterside, N Ireland |
Buffalo trace |
knocked shot glass of buffalo trace over cards while making a sharp retreat from collecting cards after a loss |
D. calla |
Hamilton, ON |
Vodka soda |
Spilt drink while trying to stir with no stirring object. |
Christina giglia |
Hamilton, ON |
Vodka soda |
I am very expressive with my hands and spilled all over the cards |
Serge Svetich |
Nethy Bridge, Inverness Shire |
Stella |
When someone else puts their drink in a dumb spot dumb things happen |
bronson wicks |
Hove, East Sussex |
Fosters |
i leaned back just a little too far on my char |
Freddie Machete |
GANDER, NL |
beer |
bfd the cards were fine |
Devon James |
Monroe, MI |
beer |
I probably didnt need to point when i shouted "booyah! in your face!" |
Dean R |
Fort McMurray, AB |
Pilsner |
what happens in the mac stays in the mac |
Dietz |
Toronto, ON |
Molson Canadian |
he knocked over the king's cup with his giant hands. |
Alexis Ritter |
Brooklyn, NY |
Whale’s Tail Pale Ale |
A waste of a really good beer! :/ I knocked it over slapping a card. |
Nick Deitrich |
BEND, OR |
BALLAST POINT LONGFIN |
You could say I got a little carried away with the make it rain rule and a card flew directly into my friend’s beer. |
Poppy Rayner |
Thirsk, North Yorkshire |
Sourz |
Spilt drink |
Chealsea Crane |
CARLSBAD, CA |
MOET |
I was at a bachelorette party and opened a bottle of champagne that blew all over the deck. |
Liz Chun |
MILWAUKEE, WI |
SANGRIA |
I wish I had an epic story but sadly I’m just a clutz. I hadn’t even had my first sip yet… |
Katie Maclellan |
Meagans house |
Something fruity |
She refused to drink and cried |
Jess bevington |
Hereford, UK |
rum and coke |
spilt on new cards ! |
Daniel Fuckwit odell |
Gdansk, Poland |
Camels cum |
Spilt drink on card after fucking up his turn |
Vikki Sideri |
Vancouver, BC |
Beer |
Spilled beer on the cards while yelling Bitch |
Bea |
Leipzig, DE |
Wein |
Beim Trinken aus der Flasche vollgesabbert |
Vikki Sideri |
Vancouver, BC |
Beer |
Spilled beer on the cards while yelling Bitch |
Jessical L |
Ottawa, ON |
Miller High Life |
I had to take a drink because I lost at thumb master. I forgot I had just opened a new drink (I expected it to be a lot lighter) and spilt it on my cards in front of me. Oops! |
Emma Hoffman |
Edmonton, AB |
Gingerale |
Thought it was funny to pour it after card was pulled |
MellyBellyxD |
München, DE |
Bier |
Hab mein Bier über meinen Fuß geschüttet |
Lisa |
Winnipeg, MB |
Cranberry gingerale and rum |
Laft and shot drink out of nose |
Austin Keep |
Dave's |
Beer |
Being a bellend |
Shawn "chicky" Little |
Cambridge, ON |
Coors |
Spilt suds on keegs cards |
Carlos Carranza |
Quéretaro, MX |
Don Julio 57 |
Learning stage |
Mathew Newberry |
Montreal, QC |
Water |
Spill water |
Thomas James Davies |
Swansea, UK |
Port |
Spilled drink on card when distracted by engaging conversation |
Paul Cate |
Georgetown |
Riptide tiki cocktail |
Knocked drink like a dumbass. Was not provoked, was not distracted. Just knocked it. |
Fernanda |
CDMX |
Wine |
ChristMas |
DEVON |
Williams Lake, BC |
Lucky lager |
Went to take a drink and knocked my beer over. |
DEVON |
Williams Lake, BC |
Lucky lager |
Went to take a drink and knocked my beer over. |
Lisa Hewitt |
Cockermouth, UK |
White wine |
Pub game |
Cristian Reyna |
Monterrey, MX |
Tequila |
Tiró el vaso en las cartas |
Tom callister |
Brighton, UK |
Kraken & coke |
Slapped a card |
Laura Bartlett |
Halifax, NS |
Prosecco |
Preemptive card slapping lead to my elbow throwing a glass on new years eve. |
David Osorio |
México |
Tequila |
Por pendejo xD |
Lisa Frost |
Exeter, UK |
Parma violet gin |
Mint to slap cards and instead knocked drink over cards. What a tic tac! |
Melissa Thoms |
Winnipeg, MB |
Beer |
Jody and Lauryn’s birthday! |
Jeff Cole |
Airdrie, AB |
Water |
Made it rain into a cup! |
Jamie Williams |
Norwich, UK |
Beer |
Spilt fam |
Nacho hermida |
Veracruz, MX |
shot de mecos |
Se estaba tomando un shot de mecos de su amigo y el pendejo se le rego de la boca |
JP |
On the cheers card |
One drop of rye whiskey |
Who really can say? It is nearly impossible to deduce causality. |
Johnny |
Mexico |
Vodka |
se emocionó al ganar y tiro su trago |
Karlie |
Saskatchewan |
Beer |
Spit beer out everywhere in laughter |
Shit lips |
Calgary, AB |
Wine |
Spilt the fuck all over myself. Saw some coworkers 5 min later lolol |
Ben Borg d'Anastasi |
Stoke on Trent, GB |
Beer |
Punched a beer apparently... |
Bitch |
Canada |
Crown royal |
Cheered too hard |
Jared Sparkes |
Woodstock, ON |
Whisky coke |
Spilled the drink on the whole box of cards. |
Dawn |
Portsmouth, UK |
Vodka |
Snorted and spat |
Arjun Gupta |
London |
Beer |
Intentionally spilled drink |
Riccardo |
Ilmenau, DE |
Lillet |
Spilled delicious lillet on table and floor while raging about knocking rules |
Lynne |
England |
Vodka |
Spilt drink on card |
Charlotte Nash |
Sunderland, UK |
Vodka |
Slapping cards |
Lois Fernández |
Antwerp |
Beer |
trying to fetch the joint and knocking over a bottle of beer and his dignity all over the fucking table while we were dealing out the cards in between rounds |
Jay munson |
Crewe, UK |
Blue Moon |
Spat like a baby |
Steve davies |
Crewe, UK |
Cheeky V |
Knocked it over because he has one hand |
Jer normandeau |
Dans pad |
Pussy juice |
Spilt that puasy |
Mariana azanza |
San Luis Potosi |
Mojito |
Drunk |
Guillermo pettet |
San Luis Potosi |
Mojito |
Offending gf |
Tyler Scoreyko |
LSD |
Gin and Juice |
Hand Talker! |
Scott waisman |
Calgary, AB |
Vodka Coke |
Spilt the drink |
Marco Maurice Kast |
St Martin |
Apfelstrudel |
Spill the trink |
Jasmin Gue |
Germany |
Beere |
I won but they just hate me |
Davis |
Oakville, ON |
Heineken |
Tried to show my mom thumb master and knocked over my drink |
Adam shock |
3 speed |
TOronto, ON |
Reaching for his pack of cigarettes and spilled a beer |
Brendan walker |
Bugs living room |
Red wine |
Fillings his friends glasses, being spilly |
Toni |
Vienna, AT |
Beer |
He knocked off his GIRLFRIENDS beer while going to empty his tank. |
Chris |
Caledonia, ON |
Miller High Life |
Spilt drink |
Chrissy S |
Calgary, AB |
Rum and redbull |
Getting wet |
Cathie |
PoCo, BC |
Crantini |
Spilled my drink |
Morgan Moses |
Cache Creek, CA |
Hey yalls |
Spilling drink on cards |
Steven sutcliffe |
Preston |
Red wine |
Shit card ruined our wall |
Adam Woodgett |
Friend's house |
Shots of vodka |
I went for the bitch card, but goofed and hit the shot glass next to me. I spasmed out with my arm trying to slap the card. |
Marissa T |
Kitchen table |
Milk |
Flustered by the swear words |
Jake Gaycewell |
Fredericton, NB |
Molson Canadian |
Dude spilled it on dem card while eatin soup! |
Tonya Van de Ven |
Kingston, ON |
Vodka soda |
Knocked it over then picked it up upside down |
Nicole “Funnel” Hamm |
Portage la Prairie, MB |
Chelada |
We are too drunk to remember what happened |
Octavio Guzman |
Satelite |
Beer |
Challenge resulting in tie twice, dropped the beer |
Octavio Guzman and Johnny Andrews |
Satelite |
Coke |
Got excited after a challenge, both slammed the table, coke flew up |
Kyle Jacob Davis |
Bloomington, IN |
Breckinridge Brewery Avalanche Amber Ale |
Spilled his beer on the rules card |
Gregs |
Invermere, BC |
Nutrl |
Can stacking fail |
Vincent C. Scott |
Sherbrooke, QC |
Light beer |
Was going to bed way too early and spilled his last 0.5% beer.... |
Victoria Briggs |
England |
Gin |
Attempted to share drink ended up drowning card deck (condition very drunk) |
Bobby McHarg |
Leduc, AB |
Rye and Coke |
Getting wet - cheers for 3 swear words |
Pervy Terb |
Calgary, AB |
Tempo |
Tried to slap a card and knocked over my tempo, then proceeded to Zambian I my beverage up |
Rob Bryans |
Plymouth, UK |
Thatcher's Haze |
Was happing a sip and missed my mouth |
Tabitha |
Calgary, AB |
Beer |
Everyone drinks so I went to refill and spilled All over cheers to fill another. |
Jamey Rowsell |
France |
Rosé |
I spilled my wine all over the rule cards |
Julius Ryan Washington |
Puerto Rico |
Rum and Coke |
spilled drink |
Julius Ryan Washington |
Puerto Rico |
Rum and Coke |
spilled drink |
Austin |
Canada |
Vodka |
Obnoxious |
Zoe |
Munich |
Cocktail |
Just stupid XD |
Abby the dog |
Winnipeg, MB |
Sambuca |
Knocked over drink with her happy tail |
Gerardo Rojas |
Queretaro, MX |
Victoria |
Tiró el trago el muy pendejo en la mesa |
Marcus |
Deutschland |
Mein v+, bier, Bacardi |
Kann einfach nicht trinken |
Alejandrito “el bebedor” Gutierrez |
México |
Tequila |
Se cayó la botella |
Marcus Allain Launay |
Manchester, UK |
Corona |
Spilled beer on my bollocks card |
Lateesha Price |
Vernon, BC |
Nude |
Bitch spilt her drank |
Harriet WARRILOW |
Leeds, UK |
Corona |
GOT TOO EXCITED REACHING TO SLAP CARDS AND KNOCKED DRINKS ALL OVER THE CARDS |
Ailin |
Zuhause, Deutschland |
Erdbeer Gin Tonic |
Kann nicht trinken |
Servant |
France |
Jagermaïster |
Mdr |
Lavan Rajeshwaran |
Florida, USA |
Modelo |
I smiled a damn drink on the cards |
Morgan hale |
Ontario, Canada |
Kaluah |
I was dancing around the table with a blanket and the blanket knocked it over |
Nolan Lund |
Minneapolis, MN |
Beer |
Big spilla |
Liam |
Crumlin, ON |
Sex on the beach |
Knocked over his sex on the beach |
Jordan |
Crumlin, ON |
Jack Daniels |
Tipped drink from dying of laughter of Liam losing three games in a row |
Michael T |
Northern Ontario |
Guinness |
Reaching to the pile and elbowed my Guinness . Aw shit |
Noemie Cote |
Drummondville, QC |
Martini |
I was just trying to distribute the cards, and yeah.. |
Alyssa C |
New Brunswick |
Arizona Hard Tea |
trying to grab my drink, i fumbled and spill my drink over the whole table |
Joey |
Bathurst |
beer |
slapped table way too hard knocking two other beers on to the floor |
Nikki |
ON, Canada |
Coke and Rum |
Went to pick up cup and my thumb decided not to join the rest of my fingers in the process |
Ryan Goacher |
Howell Residence |
Corona |
Split his drink and breathing |
Lee Howard |
Hampshire |
Beer |
Spilt beer everywhere the cretin |
Kyra S |
Edmonton Alberta |
Prosecco/p> |
11 rules in play choking on a cock |
Cédrick Bélanger |
Drummondville |
Coors setzler |
While he's describing the rules about the drink spill he spilled it |
Cédrick Bélanger |
Drummondville |
Coors setzler |
Again.. |
Mathis Meynsbrughen |
Belgique |
Rosée |
J ai recracher tout ma bière sur le jeux de carte |
Joseph Charles Tusa |
Pittsburgh |
Root Beer |
Spilled root beer on myself too many times to count |
Zizi |
Joannas, France |
Biere |
Il a fait tomber sa bière sur le jeu en début de soirée |